I know, I know! Your new Palm, Iphone, Treo, Android phone is so fucking cool! Look! You can receive emails no matter where you are! You have a built in calculator! It has a touch screen! Oh! Listen to that! Your phone can fart! That’s SOOOO funny!
My favorite part about your phone is how you use it to check email, text messages, and whatever else, during meetings. Especially ones that YOU set up. I love how my time, and yours, is of such low value, that undivided attention is unnecessary. Please, please, continue to play with your phone while others speak. Anything we can do to make a 2 hour meeting last 4 hours is fine with me!
Hey, I know! How about you put your phone on vibrate and stuff it right up your ass! Wouldn’t that be cool! Do they have an APP for that yet?
